Cowboy Thoughts for the Ad Range
Posted in AdvertisingOctober 14, 2010No comments
From Bob Rath, Associate Creative Director, Palio
While searching for Cowboy homilies I realized their wisdom could easily be applied to advertising. I was surprised how the “common sense” of the open range makes sense in today’s wild ad world. In our push to become 2.0, have we lost or ignored our once simple strengths? Perhaps the “Code of the Adman” can give all of us a “swift kick in the britches.”THE CODE OF THE ADMAN
ON BEING A GOOD ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
When you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there with ya.
When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
When you make the sale, learn to close the saddlebag and “hat up.”
The Ranch owner is the Boss, but he hired you to take the herd to market.
ON GOOD PLANNING & BRANDING
You need to build a fire before you can brand the steer.
When you give directions you have to make a good map.
Never change horses in the middle of a stream.
The Ranch owner doesn’t care which way you drive them “doggies,” he just cares how many sell at market.
Findin’ a new way for the herd to travel should yield richer grass and fewer cow chips.
ON AD MEETING ETIQUETTE
Remember to strap on your manners.
Start with a smile, unless you got something stuck in your teeth.
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Your mornin’ coffee could taste funny if you spit on the cook’s chili at supper.
ON JUDGING EXPERTISE
When you see the horses have been rode wet, act like you appreciate it.
Good judgment comes from good experience, and not in good judgin’.
A good blacksmith doesn’t give advice on horse ropin’.
If you can’t ride at full gallop stay on the buckboard.
Cut out the good ones from the herd, but keep your eye on em’ or they’ll get dragged off by wolves.
ON CRITIQUES
Ropin’s hard to do but easy to describe.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
A good cow-dog depends on instinct to protect the herd.
It’s easier to shoot a hole in something than to patch it up.
Don’t spot all the holes in the fence unless you know a way to fix em’.
ON COMMITTEES
The fastest horse carries only one rider.
Too many brands on the same steer is called a steak.
Too much hootin’ and hollerin’ causes stampedes.
ON GOOD CREATIVE
A horse can’t imagine a stream and won’t jump over one he can’t see. A good rider still makes him jump.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Every time you get thrown, get right back on.
If the idea’s worth it, you’ll have to be able to sell it at gunpoint.
Any idea that’s not as dangerous as a scorpion in your boot, isn’t worth worrying about.
Sometimes only a rattlesnake can stop a horse in his tracks.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered…. not yelled.
When you rope a good idea, stay with it. Don’t let it loose, and work on it until it’s saddle-broke.
The sound of a cracked twig can stampede the herd quicker than when they stare downwind at a waterhole.
No matter how much perfume you spray on a horses tail, it’s still the part that goes over the fence last.
ON DEFENDING YOUR CREATIVE
Never wrestle with a pig, you both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
When they get you surrounded put your back to the wall and fight like a “momma bear.”
Threatened…? Talk slowly, think quickly.































